you don’t realise how much tumblr has changed your view on things until you spend time with friends who don’t have tumblr and they say something and you’re just like
it seems that everyone i’m friends with is better friends with someone else and that really fucking sucks
I got to “Dad” and had to scroll down and reblog for a break because I laughed so hard I nearly threw up twice.
"Killing her seems a bit harsh"
"I’m not eating her out, I’m eating her out"
"Oh, that clears it up"
HAHAHA I am crying.